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former US Marine, retired police; in other words, professional babysitter. "Ah's jes' th' ign'nt sonuva po' ol' shahcroppah, yas ah is. . ."

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"I smoke as many as twelve cigars a day, and I expect to live forever. Of course, I don't inhale. I just blow smoke at small children, vegetarians and anybody who happens to be jogging by." - Kinky Friedman