U.S. Officials: Al Qaeda No. 3 Killed

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This is a flawed strategy, which is slowly draining the American coffers. A different way must be found. My analysis indicates that, over time, the least expensive method of dealing with the zombie terrorist threat is a crash program into new methods of propulsion into space.



For all the problems associated with this method, it is much cheaper and attainable than the only viable alternative, which would be imprisoning the zombies in the core of the Earth.



We don't yet have the technology to get past the crust, which varies from only 20 to 25 miles in thickness. There would then be another 4,000 thousand miles to go, through the molten mantle and into the core, which is composed of metallic iron.



There would be definite problems drilling through pure iron; and, as stated, we don't want to help the terrorists by giving them a ready source of iron that could help reconstitute their bodies. Imprisoning them at the Earth's core is thus not recommended.



I had considered yet other means of incapacitation, including imprisonment on the moon or at one of the LaGrange points nearby, surrounded by hunter-killer craft from a consortium of WASP nations.



However, the conversion of a single WASP to Islam means that he or she would eventually retrieve the codes necessary to nullify the the WASP 'stingers' and free the zombie terrorists.



(Think Denise Richards as 'White She-Devil' in the film 'Undercover Brother'.)





(to be continued)
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