U.S. Officials: Al Qaeda No. 3 Killed

observation: this is why there will never be an end to the 'war on terror'.



no terrorist is harder to kill than a zombie terrorist.



as long as one strand of DNA survives, it is able to take in all the necessary elemental requirements to fully reconstitute and regenerate the individual terrorist.



presently, the only way to effectively isolate and 'de-power' the zombie terrorist is to capture him/her, place the terrorist into a capsule atop a rocket, and shoot said terrorist into the core of the Sun.



even this does not guarantee eradication, however. the sun already contains hydrogen. through nuclear fusion, the sun creates the other basic elements of life--carbon, oxygen and nitrogen--and, as fusion continues, elements farther down on the periodic table will be created, eventually reaching iron.



with the formation of elements used to create enzymes, vitamins, hemoglobin and such, the zombie terrorists will be able to reconstitute themselves fully when solar fusion begins to create iron.



unless immediate action is then taken, we may face innumerable zombie terrorists flying to earth from the core of the solar furnace.



at some point in the future, then, it will be necessary to retrieve the zombie terrorists from the solar core and send them into the central collapsar (black hole) in the center of this galaxy, located in the constellation of Sagittarius, some 80,000 light years away.



one may then say that we are finally 'safe from the terrorist threat'.
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