Sarah Palin Erects Border Fence Around Her House (PHOTO)

This could provide endless possibilities for fun.



(1) sit on a chair facing the Palin house all day long, with a pen and a pad, and a pitcher of tea. watch and watch and watch. say nothing. every now and then, jot something down. watch some more. drink some tea. say nothing. jot something else down. wave if anyone directly looks at you, then jot down something else. drink more tea. say nothing.



repeat as necessary.



(2) set up arrays of cameras and microphones, bunched together at strategic areas, pointed directly at the Palin house. every now and then, come outside to fiddle with them, and change the tapes from the cameras (if any).



the beauty of this one is that you don't even need to have them connected, or have tapes in the cameras. the mere presence is annoyance enough.



(3) go over and ask to borrow a cup of sugar.



(4) go over and ask if a package in a 'plain brown wrapper' might have been delivered to their house by mistake.



(5) notes for chapter I of "My Neighbor, Sarah Palin"



"May 27th, 2010. Finally moved in. Glad that's done. Beautiful neighborhood; lovely scenery. Wonderful. And I can see Russia from my house. Perfectly satisfactory Everything's set up and I'm ready to go; the book should come easily. But there's only one thing that bothers me. . .



. . .why no housewarming party?"
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